代码评审(Code Review)编年史_java

1990 - your code is using to much memory

--你的代码占用太多内存

1995 - your code is not running on window 95

--你的代码不能运行在win95上

2000 - your code is slow

--你的代码太慢

2003 - your code don’t have tests

--你的代码没有测试用例

2005 - your code is not 64 bit

--你的代码不是64位

2009 - your code is not using mvc patters

--你的代码没有用mvc模型

2010 - your code is not horizontal scalable

--你的代码不是水平可伸缩的

2011 - your code should be written in js

--你的代码没有用js写

2015 - your code is not mobile ready

--你的代码不能用于移动端

2020 - your code is racist

--你的代码xxxx

 

Comments:

1985 - Shit my code and sprites won't fit on a floppy, shall I use a datasette tape or solder an eprom cartridge?

--made我的代码不能装进软盘中??

2025 - your code is to lightweight, they have terabytes of drive space for you to fill.

--你的代码量太少了,我们现在拥有兆亿存储空间够你用的。

2030 - your code is written by yourself

--你竟然自己写代码(fantastic, I like that)

2999 - racism is gone and pc culture is dead so we can use blacklists and masters again…

--2999?你确定这个时候还有计算机么?我们应该用回黑板。

 

相关新闻:

[GitHub将替换master、slave等术语 反对种族歧视]

“master”和“slave”将被替换为“main/default/primary”和“secondary”。

https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/UpXYr7LMYhIBe05-Ktub5w