1990 - your code is using to much memory
--你的代码占用太多内存
1995 - your code is not running on window 95
--你的代码不能运行在win95上
2000 - your code is slow
--你的代码太慢
2003 - your code don’t have tests
--你的代码没有测试用例
2005 - your code is not 64 bit
--你的代码不是64位
2009 - your code is not using mvc patters
--你的代码没有用mvc模型
2010 - your code is not horizontal scalable
--你的代码不是水平可伸缩的
2011 - your code should be written in js
--你的代码没有用js写
2015 - your code is not mobile ready
--你的代码不能用于移动端
2020 - your code is racist
--你的代码xxxx
Comments:
1985 - Shit my code and sprites won't fit on a floppy, shall I use a datasette tape or solder an eprom cartridge?
--made我的代码不能装进软盘中??
2025 - your code is to lightweight, they have terabytes of drive space for you to fill.
--你的代码量太少了,我们现在拥有兆亿存储空间够你用的。
2030 - your code is written by yourself
--你竟然自己写代码(fantastic, I like that)
2999 - racism is gone and pc culture is dead so we can use blacklists and masters again…
--2999?你确定这个时候还有计算机么?我们应该用回黑板。
相关新闻:
[GitHub将替换master、slave等术语 反对种族歧视]“master”和“slave”将被替换为“main/default/primary”和“secondary”。
https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/UpXYr7LMYhIBe05-Ktub5w