python 彩虹屁 彩虹屁怎么玩

一、缘起

最近工作很忙，没时间陪女朋友，再加上她工作比较累，比较忙需要有人每天鼓励她，所以我打算给她每天来点毒鸡汤，然后做个在一起多少天的提示，在查询一下天气,在整点舔狗 暖男必备的骚话，然后每天定时推送。满满的bot。上图的机器人好家伙成本有点大。咱们来整个白嫖

二、准备

先从网上整了个天气查询接口：http://wthrcdn.etouch.cn/weather_mini?city=
下面再整个彩虹屁接口：
https://chp.shadiao.app/api.php （感谢 shadiao.app | 2333.jpg）
再整个牛逼的东西叫天行数据注册个账号，免费的接口，每天白嫖100次
这里举两个例子
1.彩虹屁 http://api.tianapi.com/txapi/caihongpi/index?key=APIKEY
2.舔狗日记 http://api.tianapi.com/txapi/tiangou/index?key=APIKEY
3.笑话大全 http://api.tianapi.com/txapi/joke/index?key=APIKEY&num=10
4. ....

三、代码整起

"use strict";
const nodemailer = require("nodemailer");
const http = require("axios").default;
const city = "xx"; //女票所在的城市
const key = "xxx"; //天行数据key
const email_password = "xxx"; //邮箱SMTP密码
const email_user = "[e-mail]"; //你的邮箱
const addressee = "[e-mail]"; //你女票的邮箱
const start_time ="2018-08-08"; //在一起的开始时间
var time = Date.now();
var now = new Date(time);
var email_details = "";
async function goodMorning() {
  let { data } = await http.get("http://api.tianapi.com/txapi/zaoan/index", {params: { key: key }});
  var new_date = new Date();
  var old_date = new Date(start_time);
  var difftime = (new_date - old_date) / 1000;
  var days = parseInt(difftime / 86400);
  var morning = data.newslist[0].content;
  let weather = await getWeather();
  let rainbow_1 = await getRainbow_1();
  let rainbow_2 = await getRainbow_2();
  let goodMorning = "今天是" + now.getFullYear() + "年" + (now.getMonth() + 1) + "月" + 
   now.getDate() +  "日" +"星期" + now.getDay(); 
   return ( goodMorning +"\n" +"我们在一起的第" +days +"天" +"\n" + weather +"\n"  rainbow_1  +"\n" +rainbow_2 +"\n" +mornin);
}
async function getRainbow_1() {
  let { data } = await http.get("https://chp.shadiao.app/api.php");
  return data;
}
async function getWeather() {
  let { data } = await http.get("http://wthrcdn.etouch.cn/weather_mini", {params: { city: city },});
  return ("天气：" + data.data.forecast[0].type + "；温度：" + data.data.wendu + "℃" );
}
async function getRainbow_2() {
  let { data } = await http.get("http://api.tianapi.com/txapi/tiangou/index", {
    params: { key: key },
  });
  return data.newslist[0].content;
}
async function goodNight() {
  let { data } = await http.get("http://api.tianapi.com/txapi/wanan/index", {
    params: { key: key },
  });
  let rainbow_2 = await getRainbow_2();
  let goodNight = data.newslist[0].content;
  return rainbow_2 + "\n" + goodNight;
}
async function emitEvent() {
  let { data } = await http.get("http://api.tianapi.com/txapi/worldtime/index",{ params: { key: key, city: "上海" } });
  let time = new Date(data.newslist[0].strtime);
  let now_time = time.getHours();
  if (now_time == 8) {
    email_details = await goodMorning();
  } else if (now_time == 23) {
    email_details = await goodNight();
  } else {
    email_details = "爱你每一天";
  }
  return email_details;
}
async function send_email() {
  let email_details = await emitEvent();
  let transporter = nodemailer.createTransport({
    service: "qq",
    port: 465, // SMTP 端口
    secureConnection: true,
    auth: {
      user: email_user,
      pass: email_password,
    },
  });
  let mailOptions = {
    from: email_user, // sender address
    to: addressee,
    subject: "日记",
    text: email_details,
  };
  transporter.sendMail(mailOptions, (error, info) => {
    if (error) {
      return console.log(error);
    }
    console.log("Message sent: %s", info.messageId);
  });
}
exports.main_handler = () => {
  return send_email();
};

四、万事具备，只差Serverless

1.注册登录腾讯云（cloud.tencent.com/）

2.打开腾讯云控制台（console.cloud.tencent.com/）

3.打开云函数菜单，依次选择函数服务->地区（随便选个）->新建

4.新建空白node函数

5.新建文件 命名为package.json，并复制一下内容覆盖

{
  "name": "bot",
  "version": "1.0.0",
  "description": "",
  "main": "index.js",
  "scripts": {
    "test": "echo \"Error: no test specified\" && exit 1"
  },
  "keywords": [],
  "author": "",
  "license": "ISC",
  "dependencies": {
    "axios": "^0.21.0",
    "nodemailer": "^6.4.16"
  }
}

6.将上述代码覆盖到index.js选择在线安装依赖，点击保存

7.定时触发 点击左侧触发管理，进行设置，我设置的 早上8点 和晚上11点触发

cron表达式为 0 0 8 * * * * 0 0 23 * * * *

五、结果。

六、总结

以上，我们简单实现了一个彩虹屁bot，
再也不用担心忘记跟女票早午晚安了，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈嗝~