If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果跟他理论,他说你固执 

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no  BRAINS.  
如果你沈默,他说你没大脑!

If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE;     
如果你比他聪明,他没面子 

If he's Smarter than u, he is  GREAT.    
如果他比你聪明,他很棒! 

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;  
如果你不爱他,他想拥有你

If u Love him, he will try  to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
如果你爱他,他试着离开你.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;    
如果你告诉他你的问题,他说你麻烦

If  u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.     
如果不,他说你不信任他  

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY  to him;    
如果你骂他,你好象他奶妈

If he  SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.     
如果他骂你,是表示他"关心"你   

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot  be TRUSTED;    
如果你没有守承诺,你是不可信的人  

If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.  
如果他不守承诺,他是不得以的  

If u SMOKE, u are BAD  girl;  
如果你吸烟,你是坏女人   

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.     
如果他吸烟,他是绅士

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's  LUCK;    
如果你考试成绩好,他说是运气    

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.     
如果他考得好,他说是实力! 

If u HURT him, u are  CRUEL;
如果你伤害他,表示你很残忍  

If he HURTS  u, u are too  SENSITIVE!! sooo hard to  please!!!!!
如果他伤害你,表示你太敏感而且太难取悦!

If u send this to guys, they will  swear that it's not true....... 
如果你寄这封信给男生,他们会发誓以上是不正确的..

but if u don't they say u are  selfish.....
如果你不寄给他们,他们说你自私.